Rugby world cup joke grrrrrr!!

Ritchie McCaw was walking dejectedly past the changing room doors after the game when he came accross a cellphone.

After picking it up and taking a brief look at it he knocked on the referee's door.

"here you go mate I found your cellphone"
"cheers" says the ref. "But how did you know it was mine?"
"look for yourself - 15 missed calls"

Recent Cuts

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yay clear shit!!! : D

a little while ago the only thing i ate was...well...nothing. and all i drank was water... FOR A WEEK!!!! anywho my shit was bubbling,gross,clear,very close to solid,see-thru-turd. it was awful.it felt like i was shitting jello but anyway i was on my daily route to walk to the shops and buy coke one week after my shit became solid and i 'clearly'(pardon the pun) crapped myself but this time it was pure liquid. so anyway picture this...about 300 people around me in the shop i let out this god-forsaken fart...everyone turns their heads to look at me and then i create 'the puddle'. ok so the moral of this story is look down if this happens to you. cause then you won't see the gay guy to your right in zebra skin pants and platforms smile scarily and wave.